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seventimestwo:

My relationship with all of my friends

seventimestwo:

My relationship with all of my friends

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pale-0rgasm:

bootyhard:

palemania:

 

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧*:・゚✧

⌧ motherfucker pale blog ⌧

pale-0rgasm:

bootyhard:

palemania:

 

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧*:・゚✧

⌧ motherfucker pale blog 

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onlinegf:

why did my neighbors name their wifi network thisimage

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ltwaswhatever:

sometimes the chains that prevent us from being free are more mental than physical

ltwaswhatever:

sometimes the chains that prevent us from being free are more mental than physical

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legfruit:

gherkind:

LMAO my mum thinks im a virgin

image

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geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

(Source: daenerystargayren, via best-text-posts)






tybaar:

It’s coming up on a year now since I got my current job as a pizza delivery girl, and I thought this would be a good time to delve into the little ever-expanding “WTFPIZZA” note I keep on my cell that helps me remember some of my more, uh - interesting deliveries.

So without…

sailing-s0ul:

awomanfromitaly:

anukii:

mis-c3l-la-neous:

themishamigosofthemishapocalypse:

50eathaters:

image   

Girl’s are amazing

I think we broke the notes…

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

what the heLL

where is it

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meladoodle:

jewishcactus:

meladoodle:

in heaven are you still wearing the same clothes you die in? cause if so im wearin this for the rest of my life image

i know the feel

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my… soulmate

(Source: meladoodle, via best-text-posts)




the-adequate-gatsby:

no homo

whole homo

2% homo

skim homo

soy homo

almond homo

coconut homo

rice homo

butter homo

#I Can’t Believe It’s Not Homo

(Source: femalemaincharacter, via best-text-posts)




jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

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folieadude:

when you get older do old people start becoming attractive to you like when I’m 70 are 70 year old men gonna look hot like this is a legitimate concern of mine

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genderbells:

i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went

"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"

(Source: degenderate, via best-text-posts)